Many deciduous trees have green paper leaves;
Many firs are as unfriendly as porcupines;
Some junipers give you a sting, you itch and itch;
Nature can be a cabbage and as flatulent as a marsh;
But then a bird will sing, a deer rise up from the grass, wild strawberries spill down the sunny side of a hill and the sun steps up and kisses you like a sexy woman;
What can you do?